I am seriously lacking in the motivation department. It is something I must overcome on a daily basis... otherwise I would live in my bed. Sweet, comfortable bed. Mmmmm...
Er... so this is where you come in, whoever you are. I am shrugging off the burden of motivating myself and passing it to you. You make a request and we'll see what happens.
And if it turns out badly, it'll be all your fault. So, meh!